There once was a man from “Nantucket”, Whose brain broke on him and said “fuck it”, He shared all his horrors, Tried most of their cures, But he couldn’t get his feelings to just suck it.

I’m sure anyone versed in this stuff already assumed this about my ‘patient zero’ whenever the call came up, and politely didn’t prod for reaons of their own, but I’ve always avoided ever telling the whole beginning of the call. I don’t know know why I haven’t before. I haven’t wanted to give it words… Read more