I live in the snow belt, and many of my neighbours put up marker sticks along their property lines to help the snowplow operators know where the line is in deep snow. This morning while walking the dog I discovered one of them had the brilliant fucking idea to put little red flags made out of tuck tape on the top of each one. Now before every morning walk I have to think of the tuck tape hanging while I decide if I’m going to avoid seeing the tape or force myself to walk by it. Either way this now gets to be one of the first thoughts I have every fucking day.

I’m tired.