Is IT a stunning object d’art serendipitously found by an evolving up-and-coming visual artist with a talent for turning our societies’ material cast-offs into oblique and obtuse works of meaningful art, to be pondered and discussed in university classes and philosophical debates for centuries to come?

Or, is IT a fucking spray-painted piece of scrap metal a dump truck mangled in the mud at a construction site that’s now meticulously curated by a house stager who called my purpose-driven posessions “clutter”?

For all you ‘third-eye’ type folk out there, is IT both?

On our next episode of IT, we discuss the masterpiece currently residing in our kitchen: ‘Foam Pears in Chipped Bowl’. Does IT complement the kitchen windowsill enough to justify the trauma our orchids suffered on that fateful day? Does IT adequately express its intent to justify and ultimately champion the archaic supremacist patriarchy through pompous displays of inedible fruit? Only you can decide.

Until next time, stay safe from art.